Presents

Woke up this morning to a present on my door step.  Dead crows were littered across my front yard.  When I finished cleaning them up, I counted them there were 21 birds in all.   I was frustrated, but i didn't want to let him know that he was getting to me.  So I took a twenty out of my safe and wrote to him: Thank you for the dead birds heres a tip.  Go buy yourself  a nicer tie.  I left a twenty and the note at on my front steps.   Then I went to school.  When I got home the  twenty was gone and in its place was a jet black tie.  On the back of the note was written. Youcanhavetheoldone.   I was trying to poke fun of him with the 20$ but i guess he didn't get the joke.  It is a bit to long for me (and I'm like 6'4"), but I think I'll  wear it to school tomorrow since we have a dresscode and have to wear a tie anyway.   I'm cracking up picturing him walking into a store and buying a new tie.   I'll let you guys know when if i see him (or his new tie) again.

-Drake